Here it is…my first poetry attempt.
I think it’s called “Cunt-faced Bastard Shit” …but I’m still working on the title.

What you looking at, you fuckin’ dick?

Shut the fuck up. You takin’ the mick?

See in ma toun, they’d punch in yer cunt.

Oh yeah, big man, gonna take a punt?

Fuck you, prick, ya fuckin fuck.

Come ahead then if ye think yer in luck.

Wank-faced dick. Cunt face. Wanker.

See yer wife, I’m gonna tank ‘er.

Twat

Tit

Munter

Fucker

Fat

Git

Cunt

Cock-sucker

But stop…wait…this ain’t no joke. Why not just talk like normal folk?

What you mean, we could just be kind?  What you on? You out yer mind.

Yeah, after all, I’ve been told, we look like bairns of six years old.

Aye?

Yeah.

Oh.

So? How about we end it, bro?

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Cunt.